Cold Hearted Weather forecast – Spring
Poem: Cold Hearted Weather forecast – Spring
There’s Ice
Winter continues as Springtime
Bunnies bounce around somewhere if they haven’t already frozen
Frozen Chicks
Frozen Daffodils
Frozen fingers!
It’s what happens
Get on with it
Autumn was before
Get over it
Summer happens when it wants to
Temperatures vary
There’s nothing new under the sun if we were to have it!
Rain is guaranteed
Review: Cold Hearted Weather forecast – Spring
Not the most spring-like of introductions from the weather forecaster!
There’s an emphasis on just how cold things are.
Surely things have started to warm up as it’s March, no?
NO!
‘Ice’ is the first thing that is mentioned and how ‘Ice’ has caused an upset
Not the sort of forecast for those of a sensitive disposition
Best to keep young children away from this meteorological meteorite – boom!
Blunt
Blunt
Blunt
Very cold hearted but honest!
Is honesty always the best policy?
Yes. Especially when it comes to public messages as it affects us all. (I bite my tongue)
I like messages like these to be kept short, succinct and to the point.
Would I need a brolley?
(oh how I laugh out loud) These are the British Isles
Of course I would need a brolley! A ‘just in case brolley’ kept inside my ‘you never know, you might need it’ bag. (Many, many stories for many other times as I have one or two bags)
Winter appears to be latching on to Spring and it is refusing to let go!
The weather forecaster isn’t trying to dress it up in any other way
All the cute, adorable things associated with the season are at the mercy of this early Impish Spring!
Autumn, it exists, yes but it’s firmly in the past
Summer makes up its own mind about its relationship with the sunshine
Nothing in general is 100% guaranteed, is it?
But the fact that rain is, I find a reasonable and reassuring message
There’s never an excuse to get caught out by it.
Those who are exposed to the information are being told to take the facts on board and the best way to respond is to get on with it and to get over it!
It’s the weather, deal with it!
A humorous little poem.